Chad: Do you think you could try to do this? (he demonstrates)
Me: No.
Chad: Ok. I don’t want to pressure you.
Me: Cool.
Chad: How about just a little?
Me: <grumble>
Chad: Point your nose down!
Do it again!
More!
Toe edge!
Me: OOF. <kersplat and tumble onto the ground>
Chad: You have to listen to me!
Me: <grumble> roughly translates to “I hate you.”
Margaret Edith takes a snowboarding lesson.
margaret edith 
Do we both have a Chad?
Ha! No, my fellow is a David.
Chad was a very pushy snowboard instructor who did not respect my big-fat-chicken-ness.
I’m pretty sure that he is not as nice as your Chad at all.