Chad: Do you think you could try to do this? (he demonstrates)
Chad: Ok. I don’t want to pressure you.
Chad: How about just a little?
Chad: Point your nose down!
Do it again!
Me: OOF. <kersplat and tumble onto the ground>
Chad: You have to listen to me!
Me: <grumble> roughly translates to “I hate you.”
Margaret Edith takes a snowboarding lesson.