David woke up yesterday and decided that it was time for some shopping and that it was high time we got a new mattress and that he had himself a wii.
We’ve been sleeping on my mattress, the one that Jessica and I bought 10 years ago when we’d just moved to California. There was a plan for getting beds:
1. Sleep on the floor, with mats and blankets. Save up!
2. Buy one mattress and sleep together. Continue with the saving.
3. Buy a second mattress.
4. Get box springs and frames.
After 3 nights of sleeping on the floor in our new apartment, we caved and abandoned the plan completely. We went into Oakland Chinatown and bought the cheapest mattresses we could find. They were an atrocious turquoise floral pattern and generally about as crappy as they come at $100 each. But that’s the bed I had, and I never got around to having a spare gabillion dollars to have a new one.
It’s been 10 years and as bad as the bed is, it’s my favorite place. I don’t think there’s anything finer than waking up on a weekend morning and just lingering in this warm place with a drowsy boy, to talk and be close to one another.
It’s the same bedroom and the same headboard. It’s just a new mattress. But this one is our mattress. It’s an investment in our nest of together. As much as I’m looking forward to some better nights’ sleep, I’m more glad to be a part of this relationship and all of the new things we’ll do together. This is the bed I made, and I can’t wait to sleep in it.
photograph by virginia kuo
Twenty months ago today, I met my David, and I can’t believe that it’s still a relationship that I can measure in months. It feels like he’s been my person for my whole life.
It also feels like I won the lottery, so it doesn’t much matter if that happened 20 months ago, or 20 years ago, or yesterday. I seriously got the best one.
But just so you don’t get jealous, he does gurgle a lot.
Filed under The David, Today
While airport security is definitely a pain in the tuchis, I usually get through it without much hassle. I take care to remove any jacket or sweater before it’s my turn to put stuff in those plastic bins. I don’t wear shoes that have to be tied. I pay attention. And mostly I try to behave like I’ve got an iota of sense in my noggin. Thus, it is fine.
I set off the beeper. I have no idea why. The lady upon whom the honor of waving a sensor wand thing about my person was bestowed said that sometimes the underwire of “big girls” can set them off. Never happened before, but fine. I will concede the huge knockers point.
Then she made me sit down and she used her hands to feel the pant legs around my ankles and all over my feet.
All suspicious eyes she says “Whatcha got in your socks there?”
“In my socks where? Just feet! That’s all I have in there.”
“No, what’s on the bottom of your feet?”
“Oh” I say, and to hide my shame I make a joke. “Those are just my cloven hoofs.”
Ok fine. Make me admit it. Out loud. While David is sniggering at me.
“Those are my gross foot callouses.” Sigh. “Sorry.”
red headed guy
On the way home from work yesterday, I spied a guy with the most wonderful shade of red hair. His trousers were a little too snug in the hip and thigh area, and it seemed from my vantage that his eyeglasses were unrecommended. I quickly tucked away judgment of his doofus hipster persona into my pocket of hidden snark, because Hark! Fantastic fiery hair.
This is the hair color I would love to have!
If only my stylist would stop making my hair magenta! THEN! Then I could be gorgeous and content and all the little puppies would follow me around, but never pee on my rugs.
There is churning and the grinding of gears in my noggin. A brilliant idea surfaces.
I shall take his picture! With my camera phone! It will be perfect! I will have this picture of the best color red safely tucked away in my phone and I can show it to my stylist! Never again will I have to go searching through magazines to find my holy grail of example color. Oh, my, the cleverness of me.
So I skittered up quickly until I was walking just behind Mr Red Head. And I foolishly darted after him across the street, against a red light, whipping out my phone. I got the phone feature turned on and was right behind him ready to snag the shot, when I hit the button and
My phone makes this horrible, loud picture taking noise, right in the nape of this guy’s neck. The other dude he’s talking to probably saw what I was up to and is just telling Mr Red Head that he has a stalker. I wouldn’t know, because I totally ran away.
This bit of a post from Chicken & Cheese just flew out from my computer screen and bit me. Right on the nose.
But you know what? I’m going to channel my inner Stuart Smalley and tell you that yes,
goddamnit, I am good enough. I have stories inside me — otherwise why would you keep
That lady’s validation for being good enough, for having stories is that people go to her blog and they read it. People like me.
But nobody comes to my blog. Not even my actual real life friends, let alone imaginary internet ether friends. Which means that I’m not good enough. My stories aren’t that interesting. Or that my writing is kind of crap. Or maybe that I don’t sit down to craft a small parable of charm and sage insight. Rather, I ramble away to the tune of loon and leave it at that.
As I struggle to figure out who I’m supposed to be and where I’m supposed to go… take away the “supposed to” even. So not “what am I supposed to be doing?” I can’t even answer “what do I want to do?” Part of that, certainly, is to do with the belief that I’m not good enough. I can’t be a writer. I’m not good enough. Or, I can’t be a writer. I’m too lazy. Coincidentally, that’s also why I couldn’t be a jewelry maker or a photographer or a baker.
I try to take deep calming breaths and accept that some people are ordinary. Not everyone can have an amazing career. Lazy people, in particular, are not likely to be exceptional. But I am still harboring hopes that a magic drop of miracle juice will fall on me, so that I can be amazing, too.
joined a new gym. In January. And I have not gone there once. Not a single time. I just can’t find a groove for it. And really, I can’t even find the gumption to even want to find that groove.
My work clock-in time is usually around 8 am. As early as 7:40, 7:45 most days. If I get in early enough, then there are still usually enough tickets that I can grab a bunch to do. If I don’t get this little morning collection, then maybe I find one or two tickets here and there throughout the day, and I probably do a sum total of 10. And this is how I end up being yelled at for doing shit at my job. Because I have done shit. But if I come in early, grab 15, maybe 20 tickets, and then cobble together another 5 to 10 the rest of the day, then I can sneak under the radar as having accomplished a bit of something.
Point being, early morning has become earlier than it used to be and I’m just not sure I can fit in a work out and still get into the office at 7:45.
And after work? I have SUCH good intentions for after work. Really. But it’s 3:52 pm right now. All I want to do is close my eyes on the couch in my apartment and get under a blanket. I don’t want to do anything right now. Not socialize. Not cook dinner. I don’t even want to walk the 3/4th of a mile to the bus terminal to get home. I just want complete and utter collapse. Working out at the gym, as far as I can tell, is too far away from “complete and utter collapse” and consequently, I just don’t want to do it.
Those are my excuses about why I’m not going to the gym. Because I’m stubborn and lazy and generally tired. Sooooo…. so far, the new gym plan has not been working out so great. Oh, Margaret. What am I going to do with you?
MH Jeeves - Grumpy Love
I feel a bit like this… can’t focus on the wonderful thing I have around me, because I’m surrounding myself with a field of grump. So thankful for my wonderful David, and sorry that I can’t get myself to snap out of the funk. I do know that it’s there, though… I can see those floating hearts all around.
I am supposed to be not spending any money. Not any! Like literally spending $0 per day except for the days that I have to pay bills. Which means that I would really like to eat cookies on an awful lot of days, but that I don’t.
I bought a very wee little pair of shoes. I became a bit enchanted with the idea of giving niece Elizabeth a new pair of shoes for each of her birthdays, as I had given her a very cute pair of shoes when she was born. So charming did I find this idea that I was… well, typical, and I just went and bought some shoes. Although they didn’t cost dollars, they cost Great! British! Pounds! so I don’t really know how much money I spent. And that’s almost like spending no money at all!
But still. Little girl baby shoes. My regret is minimal.
Fuschia shoo shoos
At the end of the month, it’s not quite fully the whole thousand that I wanted to be down. But it’s down, and I’ll take that. And, I think that on March 1, 2010, I will be under 20K. So that’s something.
Struggling a wee bit with wanting to use my Virgin card to earn airline miles and planning to always directly pay the card back, in addition to making card payments. I guess maybe I must just give up on the airline miles for now.
But I feel like January was pretty good for the spending, overall. Until next time…