I had a dream in the wee morning hours today that I was in a class at the gym. A girl approached me and said “Last class, you totally farted right in my face!”
As I dreamed really really hard trying to conjure a viable response to this, I woke up, glad that I didn’t actually have to come up with something to say.
Hopefully, such a confrontation will never take place, but what would you say to that?
Apologize?
Deny it?
Fart again?
margaret edith 